Expanding Choice: Extreme Late-Term Post-Natal Abortion

A lot has been made lately about this latest extreme-late-term, post-natal abortion done by an unlicensed practitioner. We should all feel ashamed that our country has so denied the rights of a poor man to choose that he was forced to place his body in harms way in order to make what must have been an agonizing decision between himself and his god: “It is in deciding between what we consider morally near-equal alternatives that we are forced to make agonizing appraisals. The decision between competing evils or competing goods - these are the judgments that may burn in your mind and live forever in your memory, that fry your soul.” Stopping someone who practices infanticide is good. Taking a life is bad. How does one make this decision? “And it matters not whether one believes [this new expanded definition of abortion] a good or an evil, for every [post-natal abortion] decision is made between self-perceived competing goods or competing evils, not between obvious good and self-evident evil.” Since taking life is about self-perceived goods and evils, not intrinsic right or wrong, he was free to act morally, just constrained legally, according to this quote (by local abortionist Dr. Harrison).
This episode in Kansas involved a man who was unlicensed, but needed to perform an extreme-late-term post-natal abortion on Dr. Tiller, a baby murderer, out in public at great personal risk to himself and to others due to draconian and sexist laws by our very own government. The right to choose termination during the traditional terms of a pregnancy were hard fought and finally won through the democratic process (i.e. nine appointed members of the Supreme Court overturning the 10th amendment in Roe vs. Wade), but so far, this right has only applied to women, and only to the first 9 months of a traditional pregnancy. This is an abomination of justice! Have we not learned how sexist that is? How limiting this is?
Why, even the large tissue mass known as Dr. Tiller pushed the envelope of rights of post-natal abortion! He would actually induce birth, take the child – er, fetus, while its big toe was still inside the mother, he would scissor open its neck, severing the spinal cord, then vacuum out its perfectly functional brain, collapsing its head.
So, in a brave act of selflessness, he gave his own life for the expansion of this right of choice to be applied to even later post-natal terms. Unfortunately, since there was no safe and legal place for a licensed practitioner to perform this right, our laws forced it to happen in back-alley, unsanitary conditions.
Some complain that a living human is lost in this process, and that is indeed regrettable. However, we should all seek the common ground, working together to reduce the number of post natal abortions, but fighting to protect the basic human right to choose safe and legal havens where both men and women can choose to terminate abortion doctors safely. Progress demands it.

Killing a Murderer: Extreme Late Term Abortion

We are supposed to be saddened today by the murder of Dr. George Tiller, a baby torturer and murderer. I suppose that I am saddened. I am saddened that a man who was anti-abortion and anti-life chose to meet out justice on his own terms rather than Gods by killing Tiller. I suppose we could call it an unlicensed extreme late-term abortion, the kind of baby butchery that Tiller was expert at. But Tiller had a license, so his practice was technically legal.
I have come to learn that God is slow about meeting out justice under our flawed notions of fairness. God is slow to end suffering and evil. God allows the most horrible conditions to linger here on earth. But through it all, God is patient to allow two things to happen: First, we are to learn that most of what we consider evil and suffering on earth is due to the sinful nature of man, and it reminds us not to put our trust in men. Second, God is patient so that many may repent away from the evils caused by men and seek refuge in His loving shelter. But His justice, though slow, is also sure and perfect. I have come to learn that when we selfishly steal that justice away from him, we do a terrible job and we cheat God of His vengeance.
I am saddened that this anti-life killer will be associated with the pro-life movement, even though it is illogical for him to be pro-life since he took a life outside of the rule of law. Never-mind the tortured logic behind painting this killer as pro-life, he will be, and that will end up further muzzling the pro-life movement and damaging the freedom of speech that used to be abundant in this country. The willing media will anxiously review every aspect of this story, especially all associations this killer had with any respectable pro-life organizations, for years to come. Memory doesn’t serve on whether they showed us pictures of Dr. Tillers procedures (where a baby is born head first, he then viciously stabs it in the back of the head with a pair of scissors severing the child’s spinal cord, then he jabs a vacuum tube in the hole he brutally created and “removes” the brain, as one would empty a dirty pail of water) over and over again in order to create sympathy for the pro-life movement. Oh wait, memory serves. They didn’t. So, I am saddened that the 51% of Americans who are pro-life will be painted with the same brush as this killer. He has done the majority of Americans a disservice, and will be used as a propaganda tool to continue baby murder and the denial of the majority’s voices for another generation to come.
Am I sad that this Dr. who brutally murdered infants being born is no longer practicing his brutality? Never. I am only saddened by the actions of a killer who impatiently stole Gods justice, being poisoned by the allure of his own idolatry, believing his own actions were better than Gods.
It is ironic that pro-choice people are saying it is hard to have middle ground with us now. How do you have middle ground with those who take the life of others? Gosh, we have been saying the same thing for years. They were infinitely patient to “reach out” for “common ground” while they were murdering the most innocent human beings on the planet. We were scratching our heads, wondering where the middle ground on genocide was. Now the shoe is on the other foot, and the media will run with this football for the next 20 years to eliminate any chance of “common ground.” Make no mistake, the pro-life movement will no longer be free, and this killer has pulled the pin on the swelling grenade of government impatience to deny us the right to peaceably demonstrate.
I am saddened that this murderer of the most innocent of humans among us did not choose to repent and value the lives God created. I am also saddened that the reprobate church he was attending allowed him not only entrance, but a position as an usher. No doubt the gospel has long since left those hollow pews to be replaced with politically correct mumblings of an elitist clergy. I am saddened that the precious grace of Jesus is being replaced by the shock and awe type of cheap grace of a Jerry Springer show. Allowing an unrepentant child murderer to be an usher? They were serving the idolatry of their own superior graciousness, separate and opposite to God’s.
So yes, I am saddened. But the score stands at over 12 million dead babies since 2000 alone, to 4 abortion doctors. I am saddened that a man guilty of shedding innocent blood was killed, but I am also saddened by the millions of innocent sacrifices made to the god of selfishness. In the end, there is just too much death and injustice. I look forward to perfect Justice returning on the earth.

Pussy Democrats

The cool thing about electing Democrats is that they always reward you by dropping to their knees to the current world powers, real or perceived, to administer some good sixties love-child techniques.

Obama just got hair-gelled by the North Koreans, who boldly tested an ICBM (inter-continental ballistic missile for you youth out there) that probably flew over Japan. I say probably, because Gallant Sir Nutless didn't use our best detection radars to track it!

We have a weapon system capable of tracking a baseball knocked out of the park by a steroid freak 3000 miles away, and Captain Surrender decided not to use it. I would ask why, but I already know why. Democrats (pussies, cowards, anti-patriotic peacenick dipshits) ALWAYS think that DEFENSIVE technology will upset the country dead set on destroying us as a nation! They proved this with their fetish to eliminate the SDI of Reagan (that's Strategic Defense Initiative for you greenhorns), a simple missile DEFENSE system that would blow up Russia's ICBMSs before they vaporized major U.S. cities and allied nations. Evidently they thought our cities should remain defenseless and be destroyed so as to not make Russia angry!

So, we military types wanted to see what the little North Koreans were REALLY up to with their launch and we asked our new illustrious leader, and:

"Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates denied permission for the U.S. Northern Command to use the Pentagon's most powerful sea-based radar to monitor North Korea's recent missile launch, precluding officials from collecting finely detailed launch data or testing the radar in a real-time crisis, current and former defense officials said."

Awesome! Once again, a democrat puts America at a disadvantage to a military enemy. At last, liberty is safe! But why not have a closer look at what our enemies are doing?

"One current and two former specialists in strategic defenses said the administration rejected the request because it feared that moving the huge floating radar system would be viewed by North Korea as provocative and upset diplomatic efforts aimed at restarting six-nation nuclear talks."

So, how'd it go at the surrender meeting today, honey?

"Those talks do not appear likely to resume any time soon.
Reacting to U.N. condemnation of the April 4 launch, North Korea said Tuesday that it would "never participate in the [nuclear] talks" and would restart its plutonium-yielding nuclear reactor. The U.N. nuclear watchdog, the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), said North Korea had ordered U.N. inspectors to leave the reclusive communist country."

Great dear! Tofu for dinner again?

Wait a minute, I thought the U.S. didn't have enemies, just folks riled up against that there cowboy, W! I thought all we had to do was play nice and they would to!

Alexander Hamilton (I am more of a Jeffersonian type myself) said of the United States:

"A man must be far gone in Utopian speculations who can seriously doubt that, if these States should either be wholly disunited, or only united in partial confederacies, the subdivisions into which they might be thrown would have frequent and violent contests with each other."

He was right, and he was talking about American patriots! How the hell do we expect a bunch of eastern thinking reprobates to deal with us?!? Get real!

"However, Obama administration civilian policymakers accepted North Korea's claim that the rocket spotted by intelligence satellites being fueled at North Korea's Musudan launch complex was a space launcher with a satellite, and not a missile, the official said. He spoke only on the condition of anonymity because he was discussing internal deliberations."

In the end, the missile failed to put a satellite into orbit, although the missile traveled farther than in previous North Korean tests.

Oh, and for the record, did North Korea just send a satellite up there like they said? HELL NO!

"Obama administration civilian policymakers accepted North Korea's claim that the rocket spotted by intelligence satellites being fueled at North Korea's Musudan launch complex was a space launcher with a satellite, and not a missile"

Big damn shock there that Obama (far gone in Utopian speculations) believed them.

"In the end, the missile failed to put a satellite into orbit, although the missile traveled farther than in previous North Korean tests."

Heart attack and die type shock there, Obama was played like a flesh-flute.

Like I say, democrats are dependable. Like a Viagra freak without their meds, they are GUARANTEED to go go flaccid just when you need them most, and leave our country defenseless, clueless, and in harms way.

Four more years for true hope, patriots. If we survive that long.

Superman is Gay! (ok, not yet but they're working on it...)

As far as being a geek goes, I put myself somewhere way below the 30 Year Old Virgin but super way higher than Napolean Dynamite. I pride myself in knowing the basics of comic books, I collect them, I can draw them (pretty much the best I know of) and I like to follow the story arcs. Oh, also, I despised the "Death of Superman" fiasco and view it as the bubble bursting of comicdom. But now, I fear, they are engineering a new death for Superman.

Background: The comic book entitled "The Authority" is a book intended for mature audiences put out by DC's naughty "Wildstorm" publisher. It has Apollo, the "Sun-God" who is a Superman knock off, and the Midnighter, who you have to look real hard not to see Batman ears on his bat-cowl (i.e. a Batman knockoff). The comic is alternative because it is extraordinarilly violent and sexual. Oh, and did I mention that Superman and Batman get it on? They are "lovers." Yes, this comic book is force fed to us (regardless of erratic sales numbers) in order to heavily and actively promote the homosexual lifestyle.

Foreground: Final Crisis 7 is your typical end of the universe/universes theme of late, and they are forced to recruit "supermen" from alternative universes. "The Question" is now sufficently tokenized as a woman for political correctness, and they have TokenMan (black superman) and I couldn't see the handicapable Superman, but I am sure he was there flying his wheelchair around somewhere. Then I saw it: Apollo, the Queer Sun God, was in the panel as an alternative Superman!

So, DC has officialy stamped its designation on the Queer Wonder as Superman, all that is left to do is wait for you knuckle dragging conservative bigots to stop hating and get with the program!
I say they just change their name to AC/DC and be done with it! Why do you think the Watchmen was so popular? It had deranged sexual habits from start to finish by all the characters! Gay, lesbian, erectile disfunction, rape, and even the evolutionary God replacement "Dr. Manhatten" leaving his wrinkly old woman for a fresh underage piece of tail.

Both the Authority and Watchmen are and were extremely well written, don't get me wrong, and the excellent art in the Authority makes Watchmen look like it was drawn by an Elementary school class. But this only proves their investment in promoting debauchery and depravity. They wouldn't entrust their precious agenda to the less talented scrubs!

Perhaps in another post I will tackle the homosexuality issue in its entirety, but for now lets just say it's the Twitter of social causes: All the rage! Blacks and women have equal opportunities now, but we have this whole giant social cause network just laying around. We can't have that, literary awards are at stake. Like Perry said in the latest Superman movie (which, by the way, was directed by a homosexual, centered on Supes' bastard son, and featured the Man of Steel breaking up an unmarried-but-living-together-couple so he could get the girl. You GO DC!): "No one remembers what you got a Pulitzer Prize for, only that you got one."
So, get used to Superman cuddling up next to his boy toy soon in the ACDC universe.

They're here, they're queer, and your boyhood hero is just.... Superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(Thanks for asking).

Watchmen

1) He isn't Jewish
2) It isn't cold.

NEW: Response to Scott's comment
Almost! It's a little high, and slightly to the left, but not as bad as min... I mean, not that bad. The NOSE, however, was WAY off...

Damn Global Warming!

I can see why Al Gore and the crisis crowd are changing names to "Climate Change" from warming... Too cold! But regardless of the evidence, you are still to blame! (not him, his mansions, and his jets; only you and your greedy desire to drive to work)
Anyway, here is the lates example of the warming trend, enjoy the pics. Looks like Iraq after shock and awe, if you ask me!

Joe the Plumber Inquisitor Resigns

Civil Rights: 1 Democrats: 0

The Democrat scrub bureaucrat who violated Joe the Plumbers privacy as a sacrament of worship to Obama has resigned. This is a wild victory for your ACTUAL civil protection to speak freely against the government according to the first amendment! (There wasn’t an abortion of a live baby performed, so the ACLU was nowhere to be found, championing the PHANTOM right to “privacy” not found within our founding documents.)

For those of you not familiar, Everyman Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacker was minding his own business (as most conservatives do) when Obama waltzed up to chat with the lowly peasant class. “Joe the Plumber,” the moniker given to him later, used the opportunity to ask why Obama wants to punish success through taxes. Obama let down his guard and truthfully revealed his socialist bent about “spreading the wealth around,” releasing an embarrassing firestorm that kept the other Democrat, McCain, in the race longer than he ever deserved to be. (video of exchange here)

State computers where immediately fired up, at Ohio citizens expense, to research Joe’s life for the sole reason that he made a politician reveal his true intentions, and it was embarrassing. Luckily, the tax-funded anal probe turned out negative (aside for back taxes that weren’t even previously brought to Joe’s attention) and Joe made it through with his integrity. But this served as a warning to any other conservative who may have led a less than exemplary life: If you embarrass us, we will use the full force and power of the government (that you help to fund) to DESTROY you, civil rights be DAMNED!

So the primary offender has resigned, but she said something very telling: “This decision comes after a time of pause, in which I realize that I continue to be used as a political postscript, providing a distraction from urgent state priorities." She views violating a person’s more basic civil rights secondary to what is important: “urgent state priorities.” True patriotic Americans should shudder at this mentality. We have seen this mindset before in a certain “Peoples Republic” that Reagan conservatives destroyed (over the strenuous cries of dissent from the left).

Of course the popular opinion remains that the Republicans are out to get people, despite these anti-constitutional attempts by Democrats punishing those with different thoughts than theirs. We said nothing when the political correctness storm-troopers came in and took away “impolite” speech violators, because after all, polite company doesn’t say uncomfortable things. Now, it is quickly becoming too late to speak out against the almighty government, the exact fear that our founding fathers predicted, and we are at fault for not acting sooner. These democrats are making the inquisitors of the dark ages look like permissive new agers!

At least this time we got one right. The government lackeys that tried to muzzle free political speech aren’t working at their desks currently. They should be in prison, but we have lost far too much testosterone to do what is right anymore. My fear is that they simply move from one bureaucracy to another and continue their anti patriotic attack on freedom in a different office!

Palin First: Failed Vice Presidential Candidate

Well, I learned something about journalism today!
While reading a story about yet another vicious hate crime against Christianity (The link was actually titled "Arson at Sarah Palin's Church"), something struck me, and struck me hard within the first few sentances:

AP Associated Press
updated 7:36 p.m. CT, Sat., Dec. 13, 2008
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Gov. Sarah Palin's home church was badly damaged by arson, leading the governor to apologize if the fire was connected to "undeserved negative attention" from her failed campaign as the Republican vice presidential nominee.

Wow! I never knew that you could be a failed vice presidential nominee! I always thought that you were part of a failed ticket, or VP for a failed presidential campaign. Realizing that I was just paranoid and brainwashed by the vast right wing conspiracy, I immediately came to my senses and remembered that journalists are fair and unbiased and would never EVER be inconsistent in their reporting.
So, I just googled the phrase "Palin failed campaign as the Republican vice presidential nominee" for a test set, and I came up with about a half a dozen stories labeling her as a "failed" VP candidate. I left "Palin" out of the next set to see how many other republicans fell into this category (do you even remember who Dole's VP pick was? Me either, must not have been a Christian). None. Zip, Zero, Zilch.
Hmmmmm, must just be me, since AP and CNN and ABC and NBC and CBS and PBS assure me they aren't biased, I kept trying.
Then I googled "Lieberman failed campaign as the Democratic vice presidential nominee." Nothing. He was never mentioned as such, only as a failed PRESIDENTIAL contender. The only thing about his VP run was glorious trumpet blaring orgasms about his being the first Jewish-American candidate to run, but no "failed" tags. I guess it was all Al Gore’s fault.
Undeterred to un-sully the perceived stain upon the dress of the mainstream media, I googled again "Edwards failed campaign as the Democratic vice presidential nominee."
Can you guess where this is going yet?
So, Sarah Palin scores another first. She is now the first person to "fail" at being a vice presidential candidate! No, McCain didn't fail as the moderate putz running the campaign, who refused to go on O'Reilly or allow interviews to Fox News, who ran off to vote for the huge bailout unnecessarily interrupting the campaign; no, wasn't his fault at all.
It was all on the good governor Palin for this failure.
No bias here, move along, move along.

Frivolous Lawsuitista Terminatigated!

How in God’s name does anyone run a business in California? Seriously!? This story
tells how a disabled man had 400 litigations against businesses in two years. FOUR HUNDRED in 2 YEARS! Think about that, about every two days, he finds a business in violation of the Americans With Disabilities Act, and files suit against them!

[Insert insultations against me for being anti discapabled here. Done yet? OK, we can move on.]

I am not against the disabled, I know few who are. In fact,… Can’t think of ANYONE who was ever discriminatory… Well, there is Seth McFarlane when Peter opened his restaurant on Family Guy.

But THIS GUY, Jarek Molski. Why would I pick on this poor innocent little wheel-chaired man? Because, I think, he represents everything that is wrong with America (and especially California)! Starting with morality and ethics and ending with Federal nannyism, this guy epitomizes all that is wrong with our current post-socialist landscape.

John Edwards made his fortune chasing ambulances (and channeling dead spirits) for big bucks. Did he help the world any? You might say he did, I mean, a pool filter that sucks a kid to their death when the company paid settlements to keep previous accidents quiet; Edwards helped bring that to light. But a lot of modern lawyering is skillfully going after the moneybags and ignoring the real culpability and negligence at hand! Even in the above example, it wasn’t the manufacturer but the pool owners that didn’t install the cover properly!

This character would scope out any miniscule violation of the well intended act, citing “insufficient handicapped parking, misplaced handrails and other violations of the disabilities act, demanding that business owners be fined $4,000 for every day their facilities failed to meet exacting federal standards.” The real crime here, however, is the settling for cash:

“Fear of adverse judgments compelled many to settle out of court, earning the Polish-born plaintiff hundreds of thousands of dollars in less than two years.”

And also enriched, of course, is his scumbag San Francisco attorney, Thomas E. Frankovich.

I always wondered how in the hell people can work at Wendy’s and live in California. With a 2 bedroom home anywhere from 400,000 to a million in real estate’s hay day, I didn’t get it. But now, with this guy bringing frivolous suits without experiencing any real damages, I begin to see how one can legally steal from others! But is it worth it?

Is it worth it to gain the whole world… the sun drenched beaches, perfect weather, and casual lifestyle … but lose your soul? How can a person convince themselves that they are a good person when they attack hard working businesses for no reason other than to enrich themselves? I could understand robbing banks. They are insured and rich. Filthy, ugly, stinking, reprobate rich. But a Chinese Restaurant? Bowling Alleys? These are families who took a risk to build something beneficial for the community and hopefully have something to give to their kids. This wretch didn’t even have the good moral sense to go after planned parenthood, head shops, strip clubs or adult book stores (probably didn’t want his favorite haunts threatened, I wager).

This is just one reason I am against big state nannyism. Any time the government has to step in and “help,” it leaves the door wide open for charlatans like this one to steal, kill and destroy honest hard working Americans just trying to make it for one more day. Remember, all laws are enforced, ultimately, by the end of a gun. You don’t get to just not pay a fine or ignore a summons. Eventually a gun takes you where you didn’t want to go! Is this really the best solutions our once great minds can come up with? Brute Force Fairness? I mean, I want the handicapped to get to eat Wontons just like I do, but using the pungent punitive power of the courts to get there?

This man didn’t want to make America better. He wanted what he had “coming to him.” Now, in an unusual fit of sanity, the court might have actually gotten one right. He can’t sue anymore.

“In a highly unusual action in 2004, U.S. District Judge Edward Rafeedie, who has since died, branded Molski a "hit-and-run plaintiff," accusing him of systematic extortion of businesses across California” and the “The U.S. Supreme Court declined Monday to hear the case of Molski vs. Evergreen Dynasty Corp.”

effectively upholding the decision. Yay!

Perhaps too little too late. We have become accustomed from nursing upon the teat of Government to solve all ills, real or imagined, and we like the taste. This is just a natural outcome of it. Now, every time you go bowling or to have some Chicken Fried Rice, and the price goes up 20%; every time you get your paycheck and wonder why it is less than the year before; be sure to think of folks like Molski and their legal extortion of an over-regulated society. Also, be sure to say a prayer for them, as they are seeking to gain the whole world, but, in the end…

New Climatology: Heat = Cold! Also, Up = Down and Thanksgiving = Cannibalism

While arguing climate alarmism on a different site, I was taking the absurd position that Global Warmists often do. Any change in the weather whatsoever is do to warming, even ice ages! As I was explaining sarcastophically that hot = cold, Lenin=MacArthur, King George=George Washington and Food=Poop; she attacked me as an actual climate alarmist! You see, their arguments are so out of whack these days, that my (I thought) blatant incongruences where mistaken for their argumentation!

No help to the matter is that they make crap up as they go along too. This article from the Telegraph talks about this last October being reported as one of the hottest ever, while anecdotal evidence from everywhere told the opposite story. Enough alarm bells went off that the data was researched and found to be [gasp!] fabricated. Yes, in the great words of H.A.L. in 2000 a space odyssey "it can only be attributable to human error." This site, http://wattsupwiththat.com/ and this site, http://www.climateaudit.org/ did the grueling work to vet the data. Luckily, they did a better job than NBC did vetting the Palin/Africa lies! Poor NBC. But I digest...

You see, the "readings across a large part of Russia had been up to 10 degrees higher than normal." What caused it [And no, don't think that there was an agenda and a conspiracy and start wearing your tinfoil hats...yet] was "Figures from the previous month had simply been carried over and repeated two months running."

That's right! There were erroneous temperature readings put into their version of "HAL" (a PERFECTLY perfect weather prediction machine, no problems here, move along please) for two months running, and that data conveniently leaned in the "Global Warming Catastrophe Apocolypse Armaggedon Run for your Flaming Lives Theory" direction!

How? Well, "A GISS spokesman lamely explained that the reason for the error in the Russian figures was that they were obtained from another body, and that GISS did not have resources to exercise proper quality control over the data it was supplied with." In other words, kindly pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! I am the Great and Powerful Global Climate Alarmism!

So, the same group of eggheads (who have NO IDEA if it will rain Friday) are telling me (with authoritative certainty) that they know exactly what temperature earth was hundreds, even thousands of years ago when they can't get 2 months worth of temperatures straight? AND they're telling me what temperature it will be 20 years from now?!?!?

Understand this, this is phenomenal! We are supposed to stop economic growth and reduce our power and productivity and stop bathing and reproducing (mutually inclusive, if you ask me) to stop a possible global warming threat dreamed up by asshats who can't get a CURRENT temperature right? How in the aching anus of Astrodmaus are we supposed to trust them with PAST or FUTURE temperatures?

Now you are beginning to see my reluctance to jump onto science that is "settled" telling me how bad it is to... well, to just BE ME! These things are probably funded by crackhead new-ager one-worlders who get the results they desire anyway, so why freak out?

I was told 30 years ago that we only had 20 more years of clean air, clean water and oil in the earth. 20 years! Now, we are being told that we only have 20 years of temperature left until we bake and the seas rise. Fool me once, shame on you...

Please free yourself from these lunatics and their fetish for controlling your lives. Salt is bad. Now it's good. Eat margarine. Margarine gives you cancer. Don't ever drink alcohol. Wine every night is beneficial. The list goes on.

So, with science ever in conflict with itself, perhaps my original absurdities were not so absurd! After all, hot = cold if you power an icebox with it; Lenin=MacArthur if you believe in opposites, King George=George Washington in that they both ruled a western civilization at the same time and Food=Poop if you just wait long enough? There is just no getting through to the over-educated mind!

TARP, Troubled Asset Relief Program (political cartoon)

My vote is for Henry Paulson to be Anti-Christ! TARP, the Troubled Asset Relief Program, which isn't being used to buy troubled assets (wha?), isn't going to be enough to rescue the economy! BIG SURPRISE. Now it is just a grab-bag of Fed corruption and handouts to big Corporations.

But are corporations wasteful? Let me put it this way. Until every "Diversity Manager" is fired across this once great nation, no corporation deserves any sympathy. They could give seminars on how to throw money away and inhibit productivity to the Government!

They are consumed with insanity and are all "too large to fail." The essence of monopoly is lack of competition and efficiency, riddled with graft, corruption and ineptitude. Having slashed the workers wages and outsourced the rest to India to grow the next quarter by a half a point, they are shockingly behind in customer service! WHO WOULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING!

This administration and Dem congress has allowed all these bloated shee-yot bags to buy out all the competitors who threatened them to actually have to improve their products.

Now, for some strange reason, these companies are in "trouble" and need to steal money from you to pay out bonuses and go to spas. Is flame shooting out of your anus yet?

All this and Bush says we need less government in the economy! My hair ACTUALLY caught on fire when I read this! Put on an asbestos asshat and read here.

Can we PLEASE throw these bums out in two years? PLEASE?

TBN in Africa... Spreading Heresy to the Weakest!

This article makes you want to burn down Charismaniac Mentalcostal churches!

We have transported Charismaniac Mentalcostalism to Nigeria, ruining the dependancy of the Word of God as authoritative, and elevating the charlaton.

Self proclaimed Profits are charging up to a years salary to "exorcise" young children who are identified (by the charging Mentalcostal, of course) as being a witch or warlock. They then do everything to torture confessions out of them, eventually leading to "healing," abaondonment or even death.

Thank not only your TBN and other so-called Christian channels for spewing this gurgling barf, but also thank every person you know who is stupid enough to send a check in to them. They have shown the world that 1) Religion sells, and 2) Stupid people are all over the world!

I would say gullible, but damn! Just watch a show or two! Gullible doesn't even cut it! It is just stupid!

The Africans, mimicking this powerful medium, go to work living extravagent lifestyles while their paying "subjects" live in squalor and their kids are tortured, abandoned or killed.

Of course, there were the same schisters in the Bible, casting out demons for profit in Jesus name, until there was a demon who said "I know Paul, and I know Jesus, but who the hell do you think you are!?!" then beat them soundly to a bloody splatter.

Resisting the urge to do so myself, I pray for the Lord to not tarry, and end this evil and punish those performing it. "In that day, many will say "Lord, Lord! Did we not perform miracles and cast out demons?" and I will say "Depart from me, you workers of sin. I never knew you at all!"

All verses paraphrased. Picture from http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/2248553366_b660151990.jpg

New World Order! (Not just for wrestlers anymore!)

Welllll, an article from the British Prime Minister about the New World Order! I prefer a simple "Tower of Babylon" approach myself, less confusion about where this is heading.
Might I suggest the newly wrested Iraq for a spot, your majesty?

"we can together seize this moment of change in our world to create a truly global society"

Any doubt of mine that this latest economic catastrophe was made up evaporated wtih that statement. He will say that "Britain, the United States and Europe are key to forging a new world order."
Now, I don't wear tinfoil hats. I do read my Bible though. The end times ain't just for crappy Schwarzenegger films anymore!
Here are the terms by which we are to surrender to His Highness and the Pentaverate:

"[The challenges] are: terrorism and extremism and the need to reassert faith in democracy; the global economy; climate change; conflict and mechanisms for rebuilding states after conflict; and meeting goals on tackling poverty and disease.

Brown will also identify five stages for tackling the economy, starting with recapitalizing banks so they can resume lending to families and businesses, and better international co-ordination of fiscal and monetary policy.

He also wants immediate action to stop the spread of the financial crisis to middle-income countries, with a new facility for the International Monetary Fund, and agreement on a global trade deal, as well as reform of the global financial system."

Again, the perfect place is Iraq, ancient Babylon. Men alone can solve these problems! Who needs God? All the other leaders of the past who had moral or ethical problems were merely abberations! Trust us, there is totally NO WAY this could end up in the hands of a madman or fascist or Satanically powered super villain!

Did you notice that one of his problems to face is Terrorism AND EXTREMISM! The cool thing here is that he gets to decide what extremism is! My guess is that it will soon extend to anyone who believes Jesus is the ONLY way, not just A way. Particularly if it is used in conjunction with "Jesus offers the only salvation to homosexuals." I could see a crack team of anti-extremist terroris- er, I mean, Peace Keepers with blue UN helmets crashing through the stained glass at that one!

Now imagine if you ran the trifecta: Jesus-Centrism, Homophobia AND Climate Change Denial!!! You'd NEVER get out of the gulag! Notice our old hoax friend is in there too? Global Warming? Yup! Science is all settled here, folks. Nothing to see, move on, move on. Mighty nice leverage to shitecan free market capitalism, isn't it!

The one way that a hyper-liberal socialistic plan can work (confiscatory taxes plus out of control spending) is if all the OTHER countries in the world do that to, so that there is no where for the rascally rich to run and rest. Well, Gordon Brown the Minister hath prepared a way for this as well in this article:

"governments around the world to coordinate tax and spending policies to shore up a slowing world economy.

``We must use the power of multilateralism to establish a global consensus on a new, decisive and systemic approach to strengthening the global economy,''"

This, my dear friendsh, is a MONOPOLY of government policy. An OPEC, if you will, which dictates the values of everything on earth. It is the scariest kind of Monopoly of all: One with standing armies.

We are going to face global economic slavery (this article hints it might be sooner rather than later), and the one way to make sure we stay good slaves, is to keep track of us. Wow! Lucky us! We have juuuuuuust the thing:
Somark Innovations has developed a tasty little invisible RFID Ink Tattoo! That's right, for the low low price of your eternal soul, you too can have the wacky popular and ever fashionable Satans Only MARK of the Beeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeast!

Well, there has to be a free will decision before your soul is actually in danger. This little jewel can be administered in under 3 seconds, is invisible, but can keep track of you just like an RFID chip embedded in your skin. Little closer to "Mark" of the Beast, dontcha think? But isn't it interesting that the table is being set before us for the true Antichrist to appear on the stage? I know I'll keep watching...

Pan Spermia!

So, the scientgentsia would rather believe in alien "DNA" landing on earth instead of God creating life.
Nevermind that it is first impossible, and second only DELAYS the question of where did life start (notice that pattern with scientific answers?)
This article shows what we all know, that bacterium or whatever from another planet wouldn't survive the impact of the meteorite cascading to earth.
But boy, isn't it an elegant explanation for the creation of life on earth?

At the heart of the problem for "Origin fo the Species" is, of course, irreducible complexity. The simplest cell could not have accidentally occurred without the SIMULTANEOUS accidental creation of ALL the inter-dependant systems within it.

Never let lack of evidence dampen your enthusiasm for faith in evolution! After all, God wants to know what you did with your privates if He really exists!!

The Morning After

A dejected Uncle Sam "off the rebound" breaks up with George W. Bush, only to find himself in bed with Obama the next day after some partying with new "Change" brand pure grain alcohol...

I'm Having a (Constitutional) Party!

I am currently making phone calls for the Republican Party for the first and, very possibly, the last time ever. Why the first time ever? I am volunteering due to the introduction of Sarah Palin on the national leadership scene. She stands in stark contrast to the bland oatmeal of moderation the surrender fetish Republicans have become the last several years. She inspires a Reaganesque belief that maybe, juuuuuuust maybe, a politician may be beholden to something more important than their own election or their myopic political agendas.

I am working for John McCain because Obama is an admitted socialist. He is working to bankrupt the environmentally "unfriendly" coal industry, he told Joe the Plumber he is an income redistributionist (and sent the S.S. after him afterwards to destroy him), and he is a Universalist of the first order, blurring the truth of the real God into a grey pool of septic. McCain is the only hope our country has to keep Obama away from the Supreme Court and other federal judgeships.

Why possibly the last time ever? As I was watching Megan Kelly apologize to her viewers that McCain didn’t let Palin spend 10 minutes with her for an interview, I remembered that there are whispers that if John McCain loses this election, they will be throwing Gov. Palin under the Straight Talk Express bus, blaming her for their loss. If that happens, I will be politically active as I have never been before, but for a different party.

I suspect that my new party will be the Constitution Party, since it most closely represents my values and has a reasonably large footprint. This will cost the Republican Party most of their conservative base, and possibly cast this country into a Democratic Party mold for generations. I am willing to sacrifice for the short term to bring accountability what used to be a Grand Old Party. I am willing to allow the newly minted moderation party to suffer incalculably so that they never engage in the hubris they are currently dedicated to.

1994 proves beyond any reasonable shadow of a doubt that when Republicans run as conservatives, they win and win overwhelmingly! There is no doubt that conservatism carries the day to victory. The party, however, despises conservatism. It views the conservative base as a bunch of knuckle dragging clowns who have no sense as to the very enlightened ways we need to go. They begrudgingly yield to some very, very basic essentials so as to not send us Nascar-loving, gun-toting, Bible-swinging, God-dependant boobs running away in droves! In short, the party has made a calculation that we have nowhere else to go, and they can run wildly into the arms of center-leftism without consequence.

They wanted wide open doors to illegal immigration (so their country club grass will be neatly trimmed on a budget and their dues won’t go up). They warmly embrace monopolies; rewarding corporations for gobbling up smaller competitors (denying consumers true and better choices) while the freshly minted mammoth mega monopolies waste immense amounts in bureaucracies and bribes to their campaigns. They rush us headlong into globalism, losing our once great manufacturing base to overseas (richly rewarding the small group of extraordinarily super wealthy owners for doing so) as our world-envy middle class also flees overseas. They imprisoned police officers for shooting a drug smuggling felon in the butt or unleashing a K-9 unit upon a fleeing suspect, spending tens of thousands of our dollars to destroy their careers and unnecessarily imprison them for years. They were tacitly allowing government correctness in mortgage lending with Government Banks Sallie Mae and Freddie Mac (socialism) and they immediately resorted to mega billions of dollars to ‘bail them out’ (socialism) without calling out the actual villains in the Democrat Party who were at fault. They opened all their primaries to Democrats, ensuring centrist candidates nationwide. They set their faces like flint on a losing campaign in Iraq (Rumsfield’s incompetence) before the winning surge, and refused to eloquate the reasons we remained there after there were no W.M.D.’s found. They allowed gas to go double in price, lining the pockets of their biggest donors while poisoning our economy (already weakened by the move of our production base out of the country) and refused to force a vote for offshore drilling. They have surrounded themselves with and employed liberal Democrats in the most important positions in government, setting up Bruti in every nook and cranny where Caesar lives (see here for instance). They choose the invisible specter of some far off Global Warming scares over real jobs and industry here now. They have converted us from a manufacturing society to a consumer society. They have said that Reagan Conservatism must be redefined, while the Democrats would never, NEVER say anything of the sort about Roosevelt or J.F.K.

Now, they want us to believe that Sarah Palin and her Christian Conservatism is the problem. The Rockefellers are genuinely terrified that we get control back from them and their corrupt paychecks cease. They are desperately fearful that they will have to explain our weird views on abortion and marriage at their cocktail parties. They are mortified at the notion that Country Music Aficionados will have direct influence on otherwise enlightened government policy.

I have news for the Graft Old Party: Sarah Palin is your last chance, your last great hope for a future in this country. We don’t need two Democrat Parties. The only difference is one that pretends to be pro-life, the other actually admits to basic socialist tendencies like redistribution of wealth (while the other denies their socialism, but fully engages in it). Palin represents our last opportunity to recognize what the founders did, that God exists, and he has guaranteed freedom FROM the government, not freedom ALLOWED by the government. They knew that big government is inherently the enemy of freedom and human rights, not the proponent.

If the thuds you hear after this election are those of McModerate’s Straight Talk Express running over Palin, I work for the Constitution party to take as many votes away from the Republicans as possible until they come back their base. Remember, you can't throw under the bus the person on whose back the bus is riding. I invite you to come over to my new party as well if they try to kill true conservatism!

Jury In: Richard Dreyfuss IS a Pinhead!

Evidently, Huckabee gave Dreyfuss the 3 minutes of uninterrupted airtime that O'Reilly wisely refused to give him.
Having used it, Dreyfuss must now send Bill O'Reilly a written note of appreciation that Bill refused to allow him to embarrass himself as grotesquely as he did on the Huckabee show.
First, Dreyfuss triumphantly displays a card to the audience. Dissapointed as I was that it wasn't an ACLU life membership, he explains to a patient Huckabee that he received it from the Network Which Shall Not Be Mentioned, Fox, and it says "Stud" on it. Ha, I reckon that to be humor.
Dreyfuss then rambled on mindlessly between the evils of TV and some Queen who responded several days after she was insulted, so war happens too fast?
All I could think was an old SNL skit, where Barbara Walters was asking him what kind of tree he would be and he kept insisting "Maple, MAY-PUL!"
In the end, Richard Dreyfuss IS a pinhead, and Huckabee brilliantly risked 3 minutes of the worst in broadcasting history to prove it.

Pro-Choice: Anti American, Illogical and Untrustworthy, and Not Christian

The most important issue coming up in this election is life, particularly, the innocent unborn. If you don’t support life, then you 1) are anti-American (as it currently is), and 2) are logically unstable and cannot be trusted, 3) are not acting as a true Christian. Whatever concerns you have, war, economics, environment, equality, etc; one must be alive in order to be impacted by these issues!

Our country is founded with the historically peculiar notion that God (yes, big ‘G’ God, not ‘mutations over time,’ ‘higher power,’ or ‘mother nature,’ etc.) endowed us with unalienable rights, among these the right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. How can a human have any Liberty or Pursuit of Happiness without Life? They can’t. Yet, pro-choice liberals hypocritically oppose any restrictions on the murder of innocent humans within the womb, feigning support of women’s “rights” while denying yet-to-be-born females from exercising that right before they even draw breath. One must conclude that they are foundationally anti-American in their most basic thought patterns when they deny ‘life’ while proclaiming ‘liberty.’

People who reason that privacy trumps life demonstrate such a fundamentally flawed reasoning process, how can they be trusted to prioritize any other decisions? This scrambled mentality explains why they can vehemently defend the guilty (Death Row inmates, Iraqui war criminals and insurgents, etc.) while condemning the most innocent to not just a humane death. Politicians, even Republicans, who are pro-choice cannot be relied upon for healthy conservative logic. Beware of them! When you need them the most, their flawed principles will betray you and they will abandon the conservative cause when it is most inconvenient. One only has to study Colin Powell to see this in action (oh, and don't bother telling me he isn't pro-choice. If one isn't standing up vehemently for life, one is tacitly pro-choice).

As far as people who proclaim Christianity while maintaining a pro-choice stance, they are incorrect in their identity. What is Christianity, after all, if not following Jesus? Of course the Radical Religious Left often confuse Jesus with Marx, Stalin, Castro or Obama (just read a Lowell Grisham article if you doubt it). This is because they disdain, doubt and distort the authority of scripture, which teaches us about the REAL Jesus. Scripture very simply says “Thou shalt not murder.” To get even more precise for the dim-witted, Exodus 21 says to put to death a man who kills an unborn infant (even if accidentally). Betcha didn’t know that! That is because the cowardly Castrati currently crooning behind the pulpit have failed to teach scripture (and those who distort scripture are declared double-damned to hell in Galations). Based on scripture, you cannot be “pro-choice” and be acting as a true Christian.

McCain has been and will continue to be pro-life, while Obama has 1) fought against (or stood idly away from) laws to rescue botched abortion victims, 2) will fight to keep unborn babies slaughtered on demand, and 3) will nominate Federal Judges who Paper-Mache the Constitution into toilet paper in order to mandate abortion as legal, even in states who disagree with it (which is, by the way, “legislating immorality”). We must elect the right president in order to influence this morally bankrupt court system to protect the sanctity of life for the most vulnerable of all human beings: Unborn children. That president is John McCain.

The next President will nominate three Supreme Court justice, and probably many more. Decrepit leftist justices are injecting stem cells, eating young children, inking deals with Satan, and doing anything possible to stay alive long enough for a liberal (Democrat) president to replace them. Do you want pro-infanticide Obama making that call? Think about the phrase “Supreme Court Justice Hillary Clinton!” True Christians and Americans, we must elect McCain, for life’s sake!

Global Warming Exists (Despite Direct Evidence to the Contrary)?

This study shows that methane is countered "naturally" in the atmosphere, almost as if, dare I say? I might lose my tenure... Almost as if it was DESIGNED that way!

It always tickles me a little when the evolutionary evangelist, like Dawkins, says "What has Intelligent Design ever offered science?"

Weeeeellllll, if you believe that God created the earth as our home, then you might actually believe that we are fricking allowed to LIVE here too!

There. Global Warming not as serious as the God haters want to make it out to be? That is one contribution to science, Mr Dawkins. You're welcome.

Obama Says "Thanks for the election, McCuddles!"

Why Obama Will Win

After Tuesday’s snooze orgy abortion of a debate, I have determined that the Republican party will be better off in the long run after Obama wins the presidency.

I was wanting to vote for Palin (and her crazy uncle war-hero running mate) until I heard McCuddles say that he wanted to throw $300 billion at buying bad home mortgages, revaluing their home at current foreclosure prices, and “re-selling” them their homes at these cheap prices. Since McCain has decided to turn to full blown socialism as well, he has lost the conservative base forever. At least we never have to see this geriatric fakery of a moderate Republican again in a campaign for anything (except for ads on the always stylish “One” campaigns to end global… something-er others).

Who in the flying blind backwards hell told McCain that he could out socialist a full blown ACORN card carrying socialist? In the “Mortgaging our Future” cash hemorrhaging contest to outright purchase votes from stupid, uneducated, selfish and constitutionally agnostic voters; the Republican will ALWAYS lose. May we all burn in hell for putting two anti-constitutional socialists up for the most important job in the entire free world.

This transparent bribe to troubled homeowners pales in comparison to Obamas free health care, free education, free food, free home, free car, free backrubs and a unicorn in every child’s nursery. With the choice of two debt-increasing, big-government growing, individual rights decimating hacks, big cities “voters” (who basically elect our presidents now) will direct all the electoral ballots of their state to the bigger candy chucking clown. Donning the biggest red nose is Obama.

I want all the credit for the biggest nationalization of our economy to be blamed on Obama, not on a Republican. The future devaluation of the dollar (as we print more Kleenex money to pay off the Chinese) and corresponding destruction of our economy will reduce America to a 3rd world country. Not that it matters, the media will blame any malady on the Republicans, and RINO’s (Republicans In Name Only) like McCain will never dare say a negative word against their “friends” across the aisle. Thanks McCain! You just gave the election away to an America hating pup with no clue how the real world works because you couldn’t resist your leftist taint.

Also, the Republican Party needs to be slapped stupid with their Stalinist direction of late. Losing both houses AND the White House might get these Rockefeller-wing, blue blood, country club RINO’s the hell out of power! Even Palin is a tad on the “government can work for you” bandwagon, but she’s got the biggest Reagan sized coconuts in the crowd, and she inspires (real people, not coastal libs of course!).

Why McCain Must Win
That being said, you MUST drink enough liquor to be driven to the polls (just tell an ACORN worker you’re a democrat and they’ll give you a ride for free!) and pull the lever for McCain. As a patriot, as a conservative, even as a libertarian; you MUST consume any drugs (legal or illicit) to keep Obama out of the White House for this simple reason: America cannot stand to hear the phrase “Supreme Court Justice Hillary Clinton.”

The next President will nominate at least one Supreme Court justice, and probably many more. Many decrepit liberal justices are injecting stem cells, getting kidney transplants, eating young children and doing anything possible to stay alive long enough for a liberal (Democrat) to be elected and replace them with a true blue leftist. Do you want Obama making that call? Imagine the type of radical anti constitutionalist he could dig up from his community organizing terrorist (Bill Ayers) loving past! They’d make “Reverend” Jeremiah Wright look like William F. Buckley Jr.!

You must also become drunk enough to vote against Obama so that you can also vote for as many Republicans for House and Senate and hopefully block any far-left nomination brought up if Obama wins. Imagine Nancy Pelosi with a filibuster proof Democrat controlled House and Senate rubber stamping his anti-God, anti-American, anti-Constitution far left candidate for the Supreme Court!

In conclusion, even though McLame abandoned the free market capitalist system and guaranteed a win for Obama by taking a sharp left turn, we need to vote against Obama and his Supreme Court Justices in order to keep America strong for a few more years.

At least McCain will still be pro-life, and Obama (who fought against laws to keep babies alive if they were supposed to be aborted) will fight to keep unborn babies slaughtered on demand. Let’s keep in mind that killing innocent children actually trumps all these economic issues! Also remember that the Supreme Court has paper mache’d the Constitution into toilet paper in order to mandate abortion is legal in states who disagree with it morally (can you say “legislating morality” anyone?). Since they have taken this radical anti-constitution position without opposition, we must elect the right president in order to influence the morally bankrupt supreme court to protect the sanctity of life for the most vulnerable of all human beings: Unborn children.

(picture from http://mksviews.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/obama_presidential_seal.jpg)

My Favorite Song in the Universe, "This Love" by Stavesacre

I am so fed up with wussy Christianity. This song was made pre 9/11, and it speaks to alot of my heart and incorporates the 'gurgling beneath' type of passion. Love, my friends, has to be in Truth, or it isn't Love! That's why sharing your last joint isn't actually love. You can't have Jesus and no Truth. You can't have Strength without a foundation! Hope outside of Truth is DUMBASS foolishness and Paul says we, of ALL PEOPLE, are to be pitied without Truth (the truth of the risen savior specifically).
Wake up!! You are being led down the wrong path in corporate Christiandom today, no WONDER they never let you know about this song in mainstream channels, it challenges them too much! God bless real men who turn their passions to the Lord. God Bless Them!

Listen to it HERE and TURN UP THE MUSIC AS LOUD AS IT WILL GO AND GRIT YOUR TEETH AND PUMP YOUR FISTS AND ACT LIKE YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT GOD AND THE WORLD AND TRUTH AND THE WALKING DEAD AROUND YOU!

The Lyrics:

Through the night and through the storm

Searching for any signs of hope

Some sign of life among the coals

Can anyone hear this

Seduction of a generation

No common threat to overcome

No one's asking for my blood

Can someone say something please

How much longer can this go on

Safe in slumber for so long

All is well but something's wrong

Why are you breathing

Revolution is just a word

That loses more each time it's heard

Won't mean a thing until it hurts

Is anyone out there

Pre-Chorus

Passion hoping to find someplace safe for it to rise

Chorus

This love is real it's pure this love endures

In burning hearts

Taking sides it turns and it divides

It awakens you or you sleep as others do

This love

I'm not a prophet I'm not a priest

No sense to lead us to victory

But with everything inside of me

I want to know why I'm living

Revolution is just a word

It loses more each time it's heard

But in my little world I watch it burn

And I know why I'm out here

Passion hoping to find someplace safe for it to rise

This love is real it's pure this love endures

In burning hearts

Taking sides it turns and it divides

It awakens you or you sleep as others do

This love, this love is real

Strength

Hope

Heart

Truth

This strength this hope this heart this truth This love

CBS Doesn't Understand "Bush Doctrine"

I love to laugh, especially when God haters set out to destroy one of His.
CBS tried to do a story about how Palin is a flash-in-the-pan, but revealed the insanity about the "Bush Doctrine" gotcha question designed to trip up Palin.
The CBS writer confidently writes "Specifically, Palin seemed to have little idea about the Bush Doctrine, in which the U.S must spread democracy around the world to halt terrorist acts. "
Oh My God!
Compare that to the ABC transcript:
"GIBSON: The Bush doctrine, as I understand it, is that we have the right of anticipatory self-defense, that we have the right to a preemptive strike against any other country that we think is going to attack us..."
OK, CBS? Call ABC and talk to Gibson's producers (cuz he has NO idea what the Bush Doctrine is), and find out what Gibson THOUGHT was the doctrine. Check your notes before you try to destroy someone!
Once again, here is the real Bush Doctrine. Four separate statements, each overcrossing and superceding the other. Each one enunciated, articulated and vocabularated by.... George W. Bush!!!!!!!! Gee, Chuck. How could it be murky when HE is in charge of clarification!
According to the creator of the phrase "Bush Doctrine," Charles Krauthammer: "There is no single meaning of the Bush doctrine...the one Charlie Gibson cited is not the one in common usage today. It is utterly different."
Perhaps that is why CBS got confused. They may have had the correct doctrine, and Gibson the wrong one. Or vice versa. Or neither.
All this does is show you that ABC missed a grand opportunity for a "Gotcha" question.
Instead of asking the incredibly simple question "Who is the wife of the current President of Kazakhstan?" (Which any fool can tell you is Sara Alpysqyzy Nazarbayeva), he asks about the Bush Doctrine. Idiot. Better luck next time, Palin/God haters! Try questions you and the rest of the arrogant coastal media can actually understand.

Jury Now In: Obama Has No Character

(9.19 update From here: "But Obama's national security spokeswoman Wendy Morigi said Taheri's article bore "as much resemblance to the truth as a McCain campaign commercial."
In fact, Obama had told the Iraqis that they should not rush through a "Strategic Framework Agreement" governing the future of US forces until after President George W. Bush leaves office, she said."

Verified by Wendy Morigi oddly in the form of an angry denial??? Even their campaigners are idiots.)

My wife and I couldn’t help but to notice the white bronco rising above the head of Obama during the Democrat National Convention. The white horse is the first Horseman of the Apocalypse who represents the Anti-Christ, the figure who is portrayed as the peace loving Messiah, but secretly is the spawn of Satan. Now with his actions against our troops, negotiating to keep them in Iraq past the election, I believe he may just be that evil!

I was able to see past the pastor Jeremiah Wright and his hatred for America. I was even able to understand why he announced his candidacy from the home of the unrepentant terrorist William Ayers. I ignored that he refused to wear the American flag lapel. I held back rage from when he dishonored America by not placing his hand respectfully over his heart during National Anthem . I even understand that Michelle Obama is a little bit “off limits” in regards to her bile against my country, since she isn’t running for office. All these events are a ‘leftist thing.’ It was from his ‘progressive’ perspective that these symbolic middle fingers to America made sense to him. Heck, even I agree that America is deeply flawed in many ways (albeit for different reasons) just as Wright opined from his pulpit. But this is the last straw: Lobbying Iraqi leaders to DELAY the “agreement on the draw-down of the American Military presence.” In other words, he is actively trying to keep the troops in harms way until he could get credit for sending them home!

I have, in the past, disagreed vehemently with the far left policies of Senator Obama while clinging to the belief that he is a man of character, a good father, a faithful husband, an inspiring motivator who focuses on uniting Americans beyond their red and blue differences. He was refreshing, eloquent. Different. Not any more.

I have been appalled by the Democrat party using the lives of military men and women in Iraq as volleyballs for political power. In better times past, we could’ve strung up some of them as traitors for the speeches they gave on the senate and house floors. It has been difficult to tell the difference between Al Qaeda propaganda and Democrat party talking points! The blood of a prolonged conflict is as much on their hands as on Bush and Rumsfield for their mishandling of the war.

Now, we find out that he told Americans that he wanted the troops out, but told IRAQ to keep them there until he gets himself elected! “According to Iraqi Foreign Minister Hoshyar Zebari, Obama made his demand for delay a key theme of his discussions with Iraqi leaders in Baghdad in July. "He asked why we were not prepared to delay an agreement until after the US elections and the formation of a new administration in Washington," Zebari said in an interview.”

Toying with American lives for political power is the straw that has broken my tolerance back. Obama is evil, pure and simple. He is using the brave folks serving in our military as pawns (including the blacks, women, and Latinos), even to death, to get power. Despicable isn’t even strong enough for such Machiavellian actions. Not only is this patently un-Christian, it is un-American. It seems that Palin hit it on the head when she said “Some people use ‘change’ to promote their career, while John McCain uses his career to promote change!” Obama has proven that he does not have the character to put anything ahead of himself than his own power. Evil.

Imagine... Incest!

I've always hated John Lennon's song 'Imagine'. He takes some of the finest ideas in the history of mankind and derides them. Religion? Out, causes war. National pride? Nope, gone. Causes war. (Your) possessions? Huh-uh, no way! Definately causes war (Of course his possessions never caused wars!).

I have to leave the room when the 'family friendly' show American Idol starts having their "Imagine" orgies. I despise the ideas presented in the song so much (and little David Archuleta should be absolutely ashamed of himself for singing against the church, even though he didn't sing that particular verse due to his Mormonism). It's even worse that these producers of "So You Think You Can Dance" featured a previous "Christian" performer singing about lesbianism to the pre-teen audience! This performance was even too hot to intro the MTV Video Music Awards show! But I digress...

The foul darkness espoused by "Imagine" mirrors the evil beliefs of some of the most murderous villains in history, such as Stalin, Lenin, Hitler and Zedong (these modern bastards make all of the holy wars throughout history seem like small stern slaps on the wrists by angry nuns).

Well, now turns out that John wanted to have a go at his old mother! Yes, his audio diary reveals a time at age 14 when he was groping his mother"tit" (as he says) and wondering if he should go "further." Call me crazy, but a man who sings praises for godless communism, is an enemy of God's beloved institution of faith on the earth and wants you to give up your possessions, doesn't shock me when its discovered that he was a twisted, incestuous pervert.

So, in the spirit of "Imagine," I took the liberty of editing a couple lines from his crap song:

Imagine banging Mummsie,

It's easy if I try

No hell below to stop me,

God’s morals just a lie.

Imagine Mamma’s clothing Laying on the flooooo-o-o-o-o-or!

You may say that I'm a pervert,

But Freud says I’m not alone,

I hope someday you'll join us

And the world will shag their mums!

Imagine there's no Daddies,

It isn't hard to do...

No competing wankers,

No other brothers too.

Imagine all the people

Nursing saggy breasts!

Imagine Mummie’s knickers,

Her wonderfully large can

No need for self restraining

No moral compunctions.

Imagine all the people

Shagging their old Mums! Oooo - oo - ooo - ooh!

You may say that I'm a pervert,

But Freud says I’m not alone,

I hope someday you'll join us,

And the world will shag their mums!

So, just as the founder of "Earth Day," Ira Einhorn, ended up "composting his girlfriend in a trunk in his closet,” so too this New Age Leader had a deeply bent past. The founder of the anthem for populist athesim around the world wanted to bed his mommy (as well as other homosexual confessions). Dark secrets indeed for todays heroes, eh? I am tempted to say that the skeletons in the closets of MY heroes (Americas founding fathers) are starting to look surprisingly moral by comparison!

P.S., don't bother googling Earth Day founder, the masters of history revisionism have covered up Ira Einhorn, distancing themselves from him as much as possible. Check here or here for the truth that the left finds so repulsive to embrace.

McCains Missed Opportunity

I managed to find something to fire me up during the wildly boring “ServiceNation Presidential Forum at Columbia University.”

There are times when you want to jump through the TV, grab an idiot by the throat and answer their remark with a guttural spittle spraying roar! The question, posed by Judy Woodruff of PBS’ “Newshour With Jim Lehrer,” was this little jewel: “Are Americans better than people in some of these other countries?”

This was not really a question. This was both a statement and a trap for McCain. The statement is "Only bigoted dopes filled with nationalism would believe Americans are better people." The trap is to make him agree, thereby making him a bigoted nationalist.

The answer to this statement is “YES, Judy, Babe, Doll… The fact that you have to ask this question tells me more about YOU than it does anything else. You obviously have a problem with the proposition that America is, by the grace of God, the best, freest, finest and most exceptional country the earth has ever seen! It is now clear that you don’t, or you wouldn’t have even dreamed of ASKING such a question phrased in such a way."
"Judy, Sugar, sweet-cheecks, you obviously believe that America is not the best country on earth; you intonate that Americans are NOT the best people on earth (and you have only bile and disdain for anyone who thinks this way), so you need to IMMEDIATELY move to the nation you believe is BETTER than America, and here is a check for your trip. Ta-Ta, toots!”

I would have then immediately turned to Rick Stengel, the editor of Time Magazine, and said “So, since this forum is about service, you seem to be servicing Senator Obama mighty well! Will there be an eighth cover for Barack? I do hope it’s tasteful. Thanks for the two of me, you Leftist Pratt!”

Of course, here is the full context of the question so you can feel the shrill globalism dripping from her America despising lips:

“Senator, I want to come back to something you said earlier, I think you used the word exceptional and unique about being an American. On this 9/11, this special day, what — help us understand what you think it means to be an American. And I don’t mean that in the obvious way.
I mean, people who live in Canada, who live in Mexico, around the world feel special about their country, so what is it that’s different about being in America? Are Americans better than people in some of these other countries? We hear the term
“exceptionalism” about the United States."

Of course, McCain answers in his moderate fashion, proving again why he is ‘all the cuddle and none of the coitus’:

“I do believe in American exceptionalism. And I think it was best articulated by our founding fathers. But I also think that my hero, Teddy Roosevelt, expressed it very well, and other leaders throughout our history. We’re the only nation I know in the world that really is deeply concerned about adhering to the principle that all of us are created equal and endowed by our creators with certain rights. And those we have tried to bring to the world. And we have not so much militarily, but through example, through leadership, through economic assistance. Look at what we did for Europe after World War II, look at the continuous efforts we make throughout the world. Look at the efforts we’re making to combat HIV/AIDS in Africa. There’s a lot more America can do."

[Hey, is he getting close to saying America is the best? Are we there yet? Can we cheer??...]

And I love these other countries, and I’m not trying to denigrate them. But I know of no other country in the world with the generosity of spirit and the concern for fellow human beings than the United States of America, and I think that goes back to our very beginnings.

[AAAaaaaaauuuuuugh!!!! You were so fricking close! Hopefully, this liberal schmuck will give you another opportunity…]

WOODRUFF: Does that make America better than these other…?
MCCAIN: I think it makes us exceptional. I think it makes us exceptional in the kind of citizenry we have and the kind of service and sacrifice that we are capable of.

[Don’t go all wimpy… Don’t go all wimpy… Don’t go all wimpy… Don’t go all wimpy…]

And I mean that in no disrespect to any other nation, our close and unique relationship with the British. I have — I’m not trying to in any way denigrate any other nation, but it doesn’t in any way diminish my pride in the history of this nation, which has literally shed our blood in all four corners of the earth many times in defense of someone else’s freedom and have tried to further the principles of freedom and democracy everywhere in the world. I think we’re dedicated to that proposition. And, frankly, I think we’ve done a pretty good job.

I want to die! All you have to say is, America is the best and Americans are the best on earth. You aren’t running for the British Prime Minister position (and speaking of that “Just how DO you tell if a British man is gay” poster-child, he is for Obama anyway: http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2008/09/brown-backs-oba.html so to hell with him! Disrespect and denigrate away!)

O.K., so the answers weren’t up to my standards. So he wasn’t direct and hedged and hemmed and hawed around the issue. That wasn’t what pushed me over the edge. No, what got me. What made me shout and curse, is the Obama went on to say EVERYTHING that McCain should have said:

OBAMA: America is the greatest country on earth. But it didn’t just happen on its own. It’s not a gift only, although it is a great blessing that we’ve received. It is also a responsibility. Part of what makes America work is the fact that we believe in individual responsibility and self-reliance, but we also believe in mutual responsibility, in neighborliness, in a sense that we are committed to something larger than ourselves.

Can you imagine the control it took for a man who refuses to wear a lapel flag pin and didn’t put his hand over his heart for the National Anthem… A man who only loves America because it is so willing to be duped by him into changing everything that has ever made it unique or great… Can you imagine the sheer strength of will for him to come out and say that America IS the greatest nation on earth? Not will be, not can be, not “is in many respects great.” No, he said it, then threw up just a little in his mouth.

Yet another example of why people love Palin. She WOULD say it. She would MEAN it. She LIVES it. McCain hides from it. As a result, we find our inspiration in Palin, not in the top of the ticket, and we are sad. McCain did, however, show his likeability when he demonstrated all our boredom with the event by feigning to take an elderly nap, mocking his own age. Funny! He also hit the elitist Columbia University for denying ROTC the right to give students there the opportunity to serve their nation militarily. Freedom of choice (no, not THOSE choices, here, THEEEEEESE choices. Good boy!) on the American Campus! Hooray for the old bull, he scored one. If only he would have demanded this paltry waste of time yawner event to have been held at HIS Alma Mater, the United States Naval Academy, I suspect the yelps and hollers would have come at quite different moments. Too bad he missed the most vital point of all, and hand delivered it up to Obama instead. I guess that's what Palin's for!

( http://www.clipsandcomment.com/2008/09/11/transcript-servicenation-presidential-forum-at-columbia-university/ for quote sources)

Wanna Argue Succession Qualification?

http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/lyndsi-thomas/2008/08/29/cnns-roberts-palin-too-young-inexperienced

I want to argue succession qualifications!

For those who question the lady-warrior Sarah Palin being placed “a heartbeat away from the presidency,” please consider this: Your alternative is to place the non-experienced Obama actually in the white house! And what are his qualifications? Daley family style Leftist guerilla politics like increasing Democrat voter registration, signing up folks for food stamps and teaching how to skirt campaign finance laws in Chicago does not qualify one for the Oval Office. This heartbeat will be “on” the nuke button, not one away from it! As for attacking Palin, will someone please tell the Democrats that they are running against John McCain? They are spending a lot of energy attacking Palin, Cheney, Rove and Bush. Straw Man politics at their finest!

Of course, Palin has done more in two years than the Demo-bureau-crats have in their whole lives. She took on the status-quo in Alaska, slashed pork with item line vetoes and changed the good ole’ boy network forever in just two years. While Barack Obama offers little but feel good rhetoric and tax-and-spend schemes, she offers the achievements of real change.

Well, since they are attacking the line of succession, let’s do the same: Arkansas’ elected federal officials and other Democrats have put Nancy Pelosi but TWO heartbeats away from the White House! The folks who want to put the manling Obama in the White House have selected a San Francisco-values hyper-leftist whose experience seems to be taking “vacation” when a decision on oil drilling needs to be made (and Americans can’t afford vacation due to high gas prices). Oh, she also had staffers shut down the electricity (while she was busy being crucified to save the earth) to the Republican rebels who remained to protest her lack of leadership (Didn’t Bush get blasted for vacationing too much while people are suffering?).

Well, what if Nanny Knee-bob Nancy ‘buys the farm’? Our fabulous Democrat leaders have deemed that 465 year old Robert Byrd is next in line! Hallelujah, he could raise his tremor ridden hand to Putin and call him a “peckerwood” or a “white n[-word]” as he has during his senate tenure. He might tearfully talk about his old dog and ramble on incoherently for hours until our enemies simply fall into a bored and confused coma or die of thought deprivation. What are his qualifications? Perhaps boldly belonging to the fringe counter culture group known as the Ku Klux Klan (Hey, achieving Kleagle and Exalted Cyclops is no easy task!) and he did boldly attempt to filibuster against the 1964 Civil Rights Act!
It should be painfully evident that when Dem(agogue)ocrats attack Palin as un-experienced, they “dost protest too much, methinks.” I see that they continually project their weaknesses upon their enemies in order to diminish their self loathing. In other words, these silly attacks bounce off of Palin (like rubber) and stick on themselves (like glue). I think America will decidedly say whether Palin is infinitely more qualified for president than Obama, Pelosi or Byrd combined.

The Audacity of Choice

9.11 OMG, the hits just keep on coming: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/09/sarah-palin-dow.html
A Canadia Dr. WARNS that Sarah Palin's decision... could REDUCE abortions!
9.11 (Guess what? Follow the title link to here: http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0908/Fowler_on_Palins_qualifications.html?showall to prove that I was right about this post after all! Even I thought this was a bit over the top, but to a leftist dem, nothing is after all. The quote: "Fowler said McCain had chosen a running mate " whose primary qualification seems to be that she hasn’t had an abortion.” ")


The most carefully guarded secrets of the Left are out, and Sarah Palin is the knife that exposed them with the savage beauty of a wild huntress tearing out the warm heart of a moose and devouring it.
Their first secret: Don’t choose life.
And you thought “Feminism” meant a woman could choose anything!
Vitriol, hatred and loathing do not adequately describe the kind of blinding hot ‘corona of the sun’ temperature seething abhorrence the coastal Left has for Palin. Why does this poster-child for what feminism should be draw such detestation from the Left, a group which purports to guard the very citadel of feminism? Well, there are the periphery issues: First, she chooses to believe in God and is a REAL Christian, unlike the charlatan pretenders like Rev. Wright that the Left feign respect towards. Second, she chooses to believe in freedom from government largesse. Third, she chooses to be knock down gorgeous beautiful in a long hair, skirt-wearing, non-bra-burning fashion. Fourth, she chooses to shirk the elitist coastal media circus and martini party crowd. Fifth, she chooses to allow freedom of thought in the classroom (creation). Sixth, she chooses freedom of choice for school attendance (vouchers). Seventh, she chooses to support gun rights and owns and uses guns. Eighth, she chooses to be a Repugnant Repulsive Reprehensible Reprobate Unrepentant Republican. Ninth, she chooses to remain married to a REAL man (an oil worker who callously belches carbon into the stratosphere by racing snowmobiles across previously pristine wilderness!). Tenth, she chooses to believe in actual right and wrong. Eleventyeth, she arouses awe and inspiration in every patriotic heart in America, promoting genuine pride and humble appreciation for being blessed by God as the greatest nation the Earth has ever seen.
The real sin, however, is that she had the audacity to choose LIFE for her yet-to-be born son with Down Syndrome. She then unduly (per the Left’s reasoning) influenced her 17 year young daughter to NOT kill her unborn child AND to marry the father (‘shotgun style,’ as most Lefties snipe). It is bad enough to choose life, but it is unforgivable to influence others, especially minors to do likewise.
The Left believes it is fine to have choice, but ONLY so long as you choose THEIR choices. They actually hate this woman for choosing life! It is allowable to be a powerful woman in America only if you pay homage to the bloodthirsty Left’s vicious legacy of 40 million killed human unborn. Until this sacrifice to the Left’s god is made, you have no business calling yourself a feminist.
And in conclusion, by despising and reviling Palin, a ‘feminist of feminists’, the last secret of the Left is finally revealed: They are not true feminists at all, never have been, and have no business pretending to be the purveyors of strong womanhood. I rather believe that mantle would look very nice above Sarah Palin’s fireplace, just under an enormous, freshly slain moose head.

P.S. if you are looking for Sarah Palin in a Bikini, shame on you! Prevert! (yes, I did a search too.)

War On Cul-De-Sacs, We are Winning!

In case anyone isn't familiar with Fayetteville, AR; it is a college town nestled in the hills of the Ozarks which has been overrun with earth worshipping re-tread hippies dead set on making it little San Francisco. The mayor, Dan Coody, has done as much as humanly possible to drive away business and make sure that businesses here have absolutely no control over themselves whatsoever. The latest asinine installment into their socialist elitist plan is to eliminate Cul-De-Sacs! My Lord, have we solved every problem under the sun that we are aiming the governments might and power at... dead-end round-abouts? The worst part is that they deem it evil because you can't walk or bike to work as easy (I say good, 'cuz at %198 humidity I don't want my government lackey to be walking to work! I couldn't stand the smell!).

So, here is my little poem to them:

There once was a town so full of itself that it put the free market back on the shelf.
You could smoke with your drink and your food it was said, and drive without bumping yourself on the head.
You could put out a sign for your business and then have enough parking spaces for me and for them.
You could park in your yard if you had a mind too, and could cut down a tree if it just wouldn’t do.
You could work at a factory, make the ends meet, or could start your own business just up the street.
There were plenty of things that you could’ve done, but then for mayor old Coody did run.
Now businesses aren’t to be thinking alone, for government’s has a new way to be shone.
Cul-De-Sacs? Never, eternally nay! How selfish of you to want safety for play!
Why should your kids be out on the street, without equal chance of a car they should meet?
If a freeway one poor child has for his yard, then all must be dealt the same dangerous cards.
And cars, you have what, 1? 2? Maybe 3? We’ll have to reduce that by half now you see.
We’ll have you walking to work in a lane, who cares if you smell like a skunk from the rain.
I hope you weren’t thinking of smoking outside, for cigarettes we now completely deride.
If in your public place you should light up, we’ll fine you or jail you until you pay up.
Now how to control those devilish cars, all squeezed on the street like sweet pickle jars?
Ole government’s here to show you the way, we’ll cut the lane down & put bumps in the way!
I see that you own a parking lot there, we’ll have to sequester ’bout half to be fair.
Then we’ll put trees in for green-space galore, who cares about making your parking a chore!
Now don’t go out hanging that old or new sign, for sign-less street beauty is Fuhrers design!
And when your sales plummet and sales taxes too, we’ll whine and complain and shout “boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!”
So then we’ll raise taxes for prairies and trails, and kick a few businesses out on their tails.
We’ll disallow parking on your very own grass, and fine you for taking out trees (‘lest you ask).
Your business has failed and you can’t find a job? Well Springdale has plenty and Rogers has gobs.
I hear a small rumor, between me and you, you can still get a cul-de-sac home up there too!
So Thanks to the mayor who went on a run, of socialist fascism just for some fun.
And so if you think that this rhyme isn’t through, he’s come back again, he’s much greener too!
Ole Coody’s returning and if he has smarts, he’ll pass the next law to regulate passing air.
So, unless you like goose-stepping to the new Reich, best elect somebody else to the right!

Gay Episcopalian Bishop to Wed Partner

(sorry for the absence, life took over and yes, all hades broke loose. I have it tied back down fairly well now...)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24521220&GT1=43001
Have the emergent chickens come home to roost? Gene Robinson, the first openly gay Episcopal bishop, wants to get married to his boy toy live in for the last 20 years, Mark Andrews.
I am amused that the exact same language and bleating arguments are used by this man to justify his upcoming apostasy as are used to justify women pastors, divorce and remarriage, cohabitation, ridiculous displays of so-called “spiritual gifts” and a plethora of other extra and counter biblical frivolities.

My emerging socially engaged friends would agree with him that: “The table that God invites us to includes everyone, and the church is going to get it wrong sometimes…” Love covers all sins, repentant or not, and all sinners. Yay!
They claim that the new movement is sweeping the world, and God is active in a whole new way: “I’ve come to understand that this is a particular historic role that God is calling me to play at this moment…”
They would say that God has called and filled them to do or think in a post-modern way: "[Robinson] says it is worth it, because he is doing what God asks of him…”God has seemed so palpably close in this, there’s no way I could regret this. My job as a bishop of the church is to exhibit God’s love for all of God’s people, especially my enemies.””
My ‘such in touch’ friends would say that the numbers support their effort: Robinson said that “…he would consider stepping down if his presence created a rift in the church. Since then, about 100 of the 8,000 Episcopal parishes in the United States have split...” Problem? Not at all! Welcome to new math: “Robinson pointed out that it is a very small number as a percentage of all congregations. “It’s important to keep that in proportion,” he said. “But conflict is no surprise to the church; it’s been there from the very beginning.””
Ah the glorious battle continues! But, alas, what to make of all those splendid scriptures which condemn every single thing he is saying and doing? Simple: “Robinson feels that people who use the Bible to condemn homosexuals fail to understand Scripture.” Oh, I see now. “It is called an abomination for a man to lie with another man as with a woman, but, he writes, the Bible also says it is an abomination to eat pork or shellfish, to wear clothing made of two different fibers, or to sow two different types of seed in the same field.” I don’t know how I failed to see that before! The Bible teaches in simple analogy at times, so I can have openly gay sex! (Sure makes me feel better about that golden calf I have orgies around…) ““We’ve used Scripture to justify slavery; the subjugation of women. And now we’re realizing that what the Bible initially seems to say about same-sex relationships is not actually what we’re talking about today.” Oh, so it isn’t ‘sodomy’ like it was back then, no. Today it’s ‘sodimay.’ Well, I am sure God sanctifies it then! Problem solved!!

The problem is simple. Men hate God’s standards, and they hate the simple interpretation of His word. They then change it around to suit their desires. They want a cookie but they are forbidden, so they rename it a flat-flour-cake and eat away! Reminds of the Pharisees who said that all they have belongs to God so they wouldn’t have to look after their own families in clear and violent opposition to the simple law.

My point is plain. You readers are right now justifying your incorrect doctrinal beliefs in the exact same way that this man is. He is more honest, coming to the ultimate conclusion of your way of thinking. You are dishonest with yourself, thinking that somehow God leads you to contradict some of His words but not all of them. You are both guilty of creating a straw-man argument, painting God differently than He is, then using this false deity to guide your doctrine.

To sum up my problem with Gene Robinson, it is not the gay issue per se. It is first and foremost his inaccurate handling of the Word of God. He jams scripture in a taffy machine and stretches it to a couple microns width to justify what he wants to, just like my more conservative friends are doing here in the Bible belt. Secondly, if you read closely, he mentions that he has daughters: “…his two daughters from a previous marriage.” This man was married and had children, and now is divorced and living with a man. Basically an ecclesiastical Brokeback Mountain (although those men had more basic decency and devotion to their spouses) where marriage means nothing, divorce means nothing and remarriage means nothing. The standards for a leader in Timothy are flagrantly ignored and this adulterous man who abandoned his wife is allowed to poison the minds of the dumb sheep.

God lovingly gave us His word to teach us about who He is. When I find a scripture that I don’t agree with, like in Philemon, where Paul wants to send a slave back to his owner because that is the morally correct thing to do, then I can argue with my Father about that and we can disagree. That is called a relationship. Changing my Fathers clear meanings to suit my mood or whichever cultural climate I find myself in, that is mutiny, and it puts you in Gods place. Please brothers, submit to God, crush yourselves before Him before he crushes you!

Northwest Arkansas and its Emerging Heresy

My curiosity was piqued after seeing that secular egalitarian feminism and adultery had become commonplace in northwest Arkansas churches, and I sought to find its source. Evangelical strongholds are now open markets for female pastors, teachers and praise leaders. Members are divorcing and remarrying in the assembly under impassioned defense of the pulpit. Church services are becoming crèche like. The sermons are getting puerile and the songs are but wisps of self-indulgence (or, in the worst cases, downright homoerotic toward Jesus). An Episcopal priest who is really a Universalist Unitarian is the local darling of the editorial page. What is happening?

From Barna research group to the seminaries the youth are attending today, Christendom seems consumed with the pursuit of relevance. Having been advised that statistically we are going to lose an entire generation of post-modern youth, we went into a frenzy of self reexamination and desperation to fix our problems that this magical generation held in contempt. This has led to a movement commonly known as the Emergent or Emerging church, designed using the postmodernist thought processes to reach out to the postmodern people. They employ fantastically different and ingenious approaches to church, worship and sharing the love of Christ to a world that has had enough of the organized church movement. The model is one of giving freely, loving unconditionally and celebrating gregariously. They cling tenaciously to grace. Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it? Well, as usual…

The leaders of the emergent movement are not stopping there, unfortunately. The baby is elatedly tossed out with the bathwater of traditional trappings, and every foundational truth of the Christian faith is undermined as a result. One prominent author proudly proclaims that the virgin birth is completely irrelevant to his faith in Jesus! The virgin birth was first a miraculous sign of Messiah, second it freed Jesus from the Adamic curse, original sin. To separate Jesus from His divine claim of virgin heritage is to separate Him from His own sinless life. To separate Jesus from His sinless life is to separate Him from His deity. If you take away the virgin birth, you make Jesus just another crazy cult leader, not God in the flesh with the miraculous testimony of His birth. If your Jesus isn’t divine, then Fred might as well have died for your sins. Your salvation is in doubt, for Jesus clearly and repetitively claimed divinity (John 10:30 for instance) and He insisted that we come to him for salvation, not to our tortured imagination of what elitist critics say He might be. I even found an emerging church blog http://www.reyes-chow.com/2006/04/mbcc_conversati.html that has relativised the RESSURECTION ITSELF to a non essential for faith. Is it a waste of time here to go ahead and mention scripture about that? Is it so late in the game that the scripture doesn't even matter when it directly contradicts the philosophies of men? 1 Cor. 15:12-19 says we our faith is in vain, we are false witnesses, we have a worthless faith and we are still in our sins, the dead are lost forever and we are the most pitiful excuses for humans on the entire planet without the resurrection. Words lost on dead ears.

To arrogantly proclaim faith in Jesus without the trappings of virgin birth and, therefore, divinity would be likened to my proclaiming faith in a chair, then replacing it with a giant meat grinder, and sitting down confidently upon it. Ouch. As R.C. Sproul said, “Truth is too important to kill it in the street for the sake of peace.” So why is it so wildly popular to abort truth and expel false teachings? I am not cynical enough to say money, but I am jaded enough to say numbers.

The church wants to grow, and that is not by itself a bad motive. They also want a genuine expression of their faith, that is, works. They want to see and enact actions that befit a calling from a higher God. They want to move beyond words to actions. Bully! But valuing the left wing of an aircraft (works) is worthless while sawing the struts from the right (truth). The plane will spiral slowly to the earth and be consumed with fire. The emergent alchemy has morphed truth from titanium into mercury.
The problem with denying truth (or relativizing it into irrelevance) in order to reach out is very simple. What have people been “reached” to? What have they been saved “from?” What is their authoritative calling on their lives? Essentially, who are they and where are they going and how do they get there is not answered by so called “leaders” who are nothing more than followers of the post modern antinomianal creed. Imagine a minister becomes a prostitute to “reach” prostitutes. There is no difference in teaching lawlessness for the sake of saving the lawless.

Is it possible to live emergent when engaging the unbelieving culture, but to live fundamentalist when doctrines, lives and ideas are examined? I have been doing it for years. Many people have. In conclusion, when your pastor (or pastress) starts pining away for post-moderns and uses keywords such as “relevant,” “organic,” “conversation,” “dialogue,” “stories,” “unity,” “communal,” “decentralized,” or “Post-Doctrinal,” find out what books they have been reading and whether or not they know if these hypocrites are trying to steer the church into oncoming relativist traffic. There is nothing wrong with poetry, candles and outreach. There is damnation when God’s Word (and then, logically, God himself) is relegated to obscurity, however.