Super Bowl Prayer

Dear Lord,
Please grant me serenity during the Super Bowl.
Also, please, please, allow Jr. Seau and Rodney Harrison to meet Eli Manning in a violent collision resulting in 7 broken ribs and a career ending concussion for She-cry Manling.
In sweet, gentle love I pray.
Amen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rivers-Manning_trade

P.S., if there is any more room, please allow one or more of his limbs to break as well.
In gracious sarcasm (kinda),
A San Diego Charger Fan.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/25/AR2006122500550_pf.html