Thursday, September 11, 2008

Wanna Argue Succession Qualification?

http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/lyndsi-thomas/2008/08/29/cnns-roberts-palin-too-young-inexperienced
I want to argue succession qualifications!

For those who question the lady-warrior Sarah Palin being placed “a heartbeat away from the presidency,” please consider this: Your alternative is to place the non-experienced Obama actually in the white house! And what are his qualifications? Daley family style Leftist guerilla politics like increasing Democrat voter registration, signing up folks for food stamps and teaching how to skirt campaign finance laws in Chicago does not qualify one for the Oval Office. This heartbeat will be “on” the nuke button, not one away from it! As for attacking Palin, will someone please tell the Democrats that they are running against John McCain? They are spending a lot of energy attacking Palin, Cheney, Rove and Bush. Straw Man politics at their finest!

Of course, Palin has done more in two years than the Demo-bureau-crats have in their whole lives. She took on the status-quo in Alaska, slashed pork with item line vetoes and changed the good ole’ boy network forever in just two years. While Barack Obama offers little but feel good rhetoric and tax-and-spend schemes, she offers the achievements of real change.

Well, since they are attacking the line of succession, let’s do the same: Arkansas’ elected federal officials and other Democrats have put Nancy Pelosi but TWO heartbeats away from the White House! The folks who want to put the manling Obama in the White House have selected a San Francisco-values hyper-leftist whose experience seems to be taking “vacation” when a decision on oil drilling needs to be made (and Americans can’t afford vacation due to high gas prices). Oh, she also had staffers shut down the electricity (while she was busy being crucified to save the earth) to the Republican rebels who remained to protest her lack of leadership (Didn’t Bush get blasted for vacationing too much while people are suffering?).

Well, what if Nanny Knee-bob Nancy ‘buys the farm’? Our fabulous Democrat leaders have deemed that 465 year old Robert Byrd is next in line! Hallelujah, he could raise his tremor ridden hand to Putin and call him a “peckerwood” or a “white n[-word]” as he has during his senate tenure. He might tearfully talk about his old dog and ramble on incoherently for hours until our enemies simply fall into a bored and confused coma or die of thought deprivation. What are his qualifications? Perhaps boldly belonging to the fringe counter culture group known as the Ku Klux Klan (Hey, achieving Kleagle and Exalted Cyclops is no easy task!) and he did boldly attempt to filibuster against the 1964 Civil Rights Act!
It should be painfully evident that when Dem(agogue)ocrats attack Palin as un-experienced, they “dost protest too much, methinks.” I see that they continually project their weaknesses upon their enemies in order to diminish their self loathing. In other words, these silly attacks bounce off of Palin (like rubber) and stick on themselves (like glue). I think America will decidedly say whether Palin is infinitely more qualified for president than Obama, Pelosi or Byrd combined.